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Subject: *******TANZ O MAZAH*****
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i_am_ur 6.03.11 - 02:07am
.dn try 2 sh0w ur -self as a indianSR khan ......... Jinh0n ne rishwat n etc li, UN k0 saza b mil gaii but it dz n0d mean k ic be-payan baat k0 samnay rakhtay huvy t00 apny watan ki muhbt se be-gana h0 jahy, hunh! l0l 
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z_haidar 6.03.11 - 03:45am
Yup mujhe apni matti se b0h0t pyar hai, ye matti meri maa hai, aur muje bhi sakht nafrat hai j0 hamary pyar nabi k bhary main aisi s0ch rakhta hai.
But muje aise bhi l0g0n se nafrat hai j0 apni maa k0 or apne emaan k0 beach dete hain, jaise k pak k player ne kya, muje in se sakht nafrat hai rishwat kh00r hain ye s0 muje pak cricket team se nafrat hai.
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Apni apni pasand ki baat hai, meri fav teams india n austrlia hai. *
i_am_ur 6.03.11 - 04:38am
wah rey! Teri s0ch k0 salam, hunh! L0l ... Indian dramay n filmz daikh daikh k janab k dil me un ki muhbt bhar chuki hy,
w0 Humare piyare NABI s.a.w.w ki shan-e-mubarka me gustakhi krty hain magar janab @zeeshan haidar sahab phir b UN se piyar ka izhaar farmatay hain ....
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I hate shah rukh khan bcz he z Gustakh-e-Rasool, but i knw u luff dis man, tel me Y ?
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N mind it A6y bure har jageh h0tay hain lekan janab k0 madr-e-millat k sabhi sap00t hi bure Q dikhtay hain ?? Cn u explain ? *
i_am_ur 6.03.11 - 05:17am
ya attitude z s0 hurting yar ji ,
madar-e-millat k bait0n se nafrat n dushmanan-e-millat k 'sap00t' jin k dil0n me piyare watan k khilaf shadeed nafrat UN se muhbt , hunh! Nid 2 change ya self beta ji 
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z_haidar 6.03.11 - 05:40am
Wah ray kya dimag hai, i think janb ne gh0r se nahi pada, maine kab kaha k muje sharuk khan se pyar hai??? Maine kaha hai k muje us har shakhs se nafrat hai j0 hamary nabi k bhary main aisi ghatia s0ch rakhta hai..
n jahan tk dharamy, films ki bat hai, w0 t0 har k0i dekhta hai, main bhi dekhta h0n, tum bhi dekhte h0, is ka ye matlb har-giz nahi hai k muje india se pyar h0 jaye ga,??
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Yup muje pyar hai cricket se n india meri fav hai..
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i_am_ur 6.03.11 - 05:51am
wht jaan ji ?
S R khan se nafrat krta hy aur Us ki har film shauq se daikhta hy , cricket a6a lagta hy but apny watan ki cricket team se nafrat hy , jz explain na yar ? , h0w c0uld u d0 dis ? *
z_haidar 6.03.11 - 05:53am
O beta G, muje apni matti se pyar hai, aur hamesha rahe ga. but dukh t0 is bat ka hai, k chand pais0 ki khatir ye apne emaan k0 kyun beach dete hain? *
i_am_ur 6.03.11 - 06:00am
0 meri jaan j0 Emaan baichtay hain un se nafrat kr na, y u hate tad pplz wh0 r playin 4 madr-e-millat wid0ut ny bad activitez ?
Kya 1 sirf t00 hi jaag rha hy ? 
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saira33 6.03.11 - 07:33am
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swtzainb 8.03.11 - 01:32pm
AFRIDI's Daughter While Watching Tv:
Mummy Mummy,
Dekho Papa Six Pe Six Maar Rahe Hain.
Afridis WIFE: Beta Theek Sey Dekho,
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...Pepsi Ka Ishtehar Hoga...) *
swtzainb 8.03.11 - 04:01pm
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold...
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z_haidar 8.03.11 - 04:04pm
ha ha ha ha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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i_am_ur 8.03.11 - 04:15pm
khe kheee *
saira33 9.03.11 - 11:41am
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xxkamixx 9.03.11 - 02:23pm
A DIRTY JOKE !
An old woman went to a doctor an said : doctor sab mujhe gas boht ziada rehti hay , lekin tajub ki bat ye hay ke jub hawa chalti hay to badhbu bilkul nahi aati or na hi koi awaaz . Abhi aapke office mein mein ne 2bar hawa chalaai mager kisi ko kuch pata nahi chala !
Iska koi elaaj kerein please !
Doctor : acha ! . . Ap ye dwa istemal kerein , mein likh deta hoon . Aik hafta badh aap 2bara checkup kerwa lein dekhte hein kia hota hay .
Aik hafta ke badh .
Old woman: doctor sab ap ne ye kesi dawai likh di hay ? . . Awaaz to abhi bhi nahi aati mager badhbu boht ziada aati hay ?
Doctor : ji aap ka naak to theek ho gaya hay abh apke kaan ka ilaaj kerte hein ! . .lol *
xxkamixx 18.03.11 - 05:31pm
chal . Chala chal
asmaan se uncha hay apna hamaliyah
per !
Tera kia ho ga kaliya ? :) *
saira33 19.03.11 - 07:53am
Pathan England me double story bus me betha
.
condector ny usy upar bhej dia
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Pathan bhagta hoa neche waps Aya or bola:
marwae ga kya!
opar tu driver he ni hy. *
xxkamixx 22.03.11 - 02:36am
Q: Why do Jewish people have such big nose's?
A: Because air is free!
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xxkamixx 22.03.11 - 02:40am
Q: How do you confuse a pathan?
A: Give him a packt of M&M's and tell him to put them in
alphabetical order.
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xxkamixx 22.03.11 - 02:43am
Q. What did the pathan say when he woke up under the cow?
A. What are you guys still doing here?
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xxkamixx 22.03.11 - 02:45am
Q: How does a pathan open a can?
A: He points the gun to it and shouts: Police, open up! You are surrounded!
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xxkamixx 22.03.11 - 02:48am
How can you spot an Irishman at a fight?
He's the one that brings the duck
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i_am_ur 22.03.11 - 04:24am
l0l ji 
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z_haidar 22.03.11 - 06:23am
ha ha ha lol. *
z_haidar 22.03.11 - 06:25am
Wo Janta B Hai K Team Main Kitny Pathan Hain FARAZ,
Phir b kehta hai WORLDCUP K LIYE MUJHY B SATH LE CHALO..!
BaCHa abhi kaCHa hai. *
z_haidar 22.03.11 - 06:27am
phthn khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha khudkushi hram hy zulm hy gnah hy buzdili hy pglpan hy aisi hrm mot se bhtr hy insan khud ko goli mar de
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z_haidar 22.03.11 - 06:28am
POLIO team
Darwazy pe
Aai.
Pathan:
Begum Bandooq or Cartoos kahan hai?
POLIO team bhagi
Peechay se pathan ne awaz di
Ruko ye to hmaray bachon k naam hn! *
z_haidar 22.03.11 - 06:30am
Koi Darwaza Rang Kita,,
Wah Wah
Koi Darwaza Rang Kita,,
Ik Dukh Sajna Da Duja Bijli Tang Kita... *
saira33 22.03.11 - 07:47am *
samina11 22.03.11 - 01:29pm
hehe,,, *
xxkamixx 22.03.11 - 01:48pm
lol . . Bandooq or kartoos . . 
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z_haidar 25.03.11 - 06:59am
Driver: ''Sardar ji, petrol mukk gaya aey,
Gaddi aggey nahi ja sakdi.''
,
Sardar : ''Ohhoho!
Chalo koi gal nahi,
wapas morr lo. *
z_haidar 25.03.11 - 07:01am
Baap:
jao beta mery lye 1glas pani lao,
,
beta:
nai abu me nai jaskta,me game khel ra hon
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2sra beta:
chorye abu ye tu he hi begarat
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App khud ja k p len. *
z_haidar 25.03.11 - 07:03am
Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay
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DOST
,
,
Koi dawat pr bula kar
''Allu Teenday'' khilaye To Kaisa Lagta Hai?.....
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cute_par 26.03.11 - 02:49pm
hehe, very funny sharing @zeeshan ji *
xxkamixx 16.04.11 - 01:17pm
salam khair deen ! *
xxkamixx 16.04.11 - 01:18pm
yar kese ho , bohat dinno gaib rahe , kidhar gum ho jate ho yar ? . Nazer hi nahi aate , lugta hay bohat masroof ho yar ? *
samina11 16.04.11 - 01:40pm
hehe,,, w/salam kher deen! Bs yr kia baten lyf me choti moti masrofyt chl rhen hn un me ulja hoa tha lol *
i_am_ur 17.04.11 - 08:08am
Yaad Rakho..!!!Subha Uth k 2 Kam Kiya Karo:
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1st:- DILL se ALLAH PAK ka Shuker kro k tm Zinda Ho..
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2nd:- LUX se Nahaya Karo ta k 2sary b Zinda Reh Sakain...*GEO OR JEENAY DO* l0l xx *
irs_shah 17.04.11 - 05:02pm
pehle is mashwary pe khud amal karo lol *
i_am_ur 17.04.11 - 05:08pm
mere pas LUX nhi hy D0ve hy! lol x x x *
xxkamixx 19.04.11 - 10:52pm
nice one samina . lol.
acha to khair deen tum krh rahe thay ke chacha thunna ! ...kia hua usse ? *
xxkamixx 21.04.11 - 04:27am
khair deen : o janab e aali chacha tunna , mujhe aik car mein bitha ke gadi ki sair kerane lay gaya .
acha khair deen , ye gadi kab khareedi uss ne ?
hair deen : o ji jab se uss ka puther dubai gaya hay aaj kal chacha thunna kisi ko pakdaai de tab na !
sir ji mein aap ko kia bataau,n gadi lee hay uss ne wah kia baat hay !
very good khair deen . kidher gaye thay phir sair kerne tum dono ? *
xxkamixx 21.04.11 - 04:32am
khair deen: o ji wo mujhe changa managa dikhane lay gaya tha
kia dekha udher khair deen ?
khair deen , o ji chacha thuna hawai jahaaz ki tara drive ker raha tha , uss ke peech police lug gai , bus sir ji aagay kuch na poocho kia hua
khair deen tum bata doo itna tajasus nahi rahe ga yaar
khair deen : o janaab e aali pehle police ki aik gadi ne huama peecha shuru kia phir aik se do , do se chaar , chaar se che .... poori 25chees police ki gadiyaan humare peeche hum agay agay aagay . kia speed hay ji chache thunne ki car ki *
xxkamixx 21.04.11 - 04:35am
acha khair deen tum rukke bhi ya nahi
khair deen : o na ji na, hum kahaan rukne waalay thay ! chache thunne ne islambad tak police ko chaker mein daale rakha ji , wo to bhala ho air port waalo ka un ko pata chal gaya ! *
i_am_ur 21.04.11 - 04:42am
Emmm!! khair h0 khair deen ki .. l0l *
xxkamixx 21.04.11 - 04:48am
air port khair deen !!!?? yum log air port ke andher chalay gaye ?
khair deen : o janaab e aali , chacha thuna air apne puther ko lene ja raha tha na iss liay !
o acha i see, police to wahaan bhi tumare taaqub mein ho gi ?
khair deen : o ji , peeche peeche police or agay agay hum ji . chache thunne ne jab gadi ko air port mein dakhal kia na ji to udher aik jahaaz udne ke liay run way per dhood raha tha , chache thun ne aik baar to jahaaz ko bhi take over ker lia tha ,
humm, khair deen yaar baat itni lumbi ker jaate ho na kasam se , ye bataao ke rukke kaise tum phir?
khair deen : o ji rukna kia tha , jahaaz ke piolet ne pehchaan liay . uss ne jahaaz ki khidki khol ker kaha , oye chachay tunne tu!!!!!!?
oyaar bus ker de abh tujhe khuda ka wasta hay ! haath jodne lug gaya , tab ja ke chache thune ne gaadi roki
or police ? khair deen ?
khair deen : o ji police ne shuker ka kalma pada na ji .... police ka DIG sub inspector sub ne aake chache thunne ki caar ko ghaira daal liya sir ji , phir DIG ne aa ke chache thunne ko aik sl*te marr or kehne luga , yaar chaache thune tum ne hume pehle kiun nahi bataaya ke ye tum thay , waise hi humara itna petrol zaia kia . *
z_haidar 21.04.11 - 06:59am
ha ha ha wah chache tune ki kya speed thi lol, chache tune ki j. *
saira33 21.04.11 - 11:35am chacha tuna *
cute_par 22.04.11 - 01:54pm
hehe, ajeeb likhtay hain @kami ji aap *
