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Subject: *******TANZ O MAZAH*****
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xxkamixx 22.04.10 - 03:05am
dear odear ! bohat khoob ! mana pade ga bhi aap ka anzdaz lajawaab tha ! *
xxkamixx 22.04.10 - 03:06am
musrat apka shukria ! thank u . *
missujan 22.04.10 - 06:18am
SECRETS OF StuDenT SUCCESS
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k ABSENT acha hy.
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cascad18 22.04.10 - 07:36am
shukriya ajnabii gee aur kami bhaiya ... malum tha aap tanqeed nahi karain gain :) promiss yaad raha aap ko ... *
cascad18 22.04.10 - 07:37am
nyc post mussart *
wajiya 22.04.10 - 09:10am
hahahahah adorable *
zeshan17 22.04.10 - 10:34am
SHADI KI AIK TAKRIB MAIN LARKI KA PEHLA WALA MANGAITAR BHI BOHAT SAJH DHAJH KE AYA
AIK SHAKSH NE POOCH KIA AAP HI DHOOLA HO?
OS NE JAWAB DIA NAHE MAIN TU SAMIFINAL MAIN HI NOCK OUT HOGAYA THA.
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zeshan17 22.04.10 - 10:39am
doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
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zeshan17 22.04.10 - 10:40am
hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain'urdu wale urdu main'farsi
wale farsi main.magar ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi
karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen panch(3,5) mat karo or no
do gyara ho jao.
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zeshan17 22.04.10 - 10:40am
bab:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi.beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay
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maida21 22.04.10 - 12:15pm
lol lol lol. *
missujan 22.04.10 - 12:33pm
Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
*
missujan 22.04.10 - 12:34pm
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Dont worry darling I am already married *
missujan 22.04.10 - 12:35pm
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do..!!:-)
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mishall 22.04.10 - 02:11pm
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missujan 22.04.10 - 08:05pm
Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai *
ajnabii 22.04.10 - 09:54pm
balkeh
ary nadano ye topic sirf mazah nahi hai tanz o mazah hai,
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xxkamixx 23.04.10 - 11:22pm *
xxkamixx 23.04.10 - 11:25pm
yaar tabiyat bahaal ker dali aap sub ne . bohat khoob ! .miss u jan , cascade , maida, zeshan , mishal , thank you . and let me tell you these are the best jokes i have read for a long long time. *
xxkamixx 23.04.10 - 11:31pm
aik pathan kisi din kisi aam ke ped pe ja chada , aik bander ne pathan ko dekha to bohat hairani ke sath pocha : janab aap idher kia ker rahe ho ?
pathan ne jawab dia : wo khocha hum idher saib ( apple ) khane ke waste aaya hay . bandher ne or hairan hote huay poocha : khan saab ye to aam ka ped hay ?
pathan bola : wo khocha! isi liay to hum saib apne saath lay ke aaya hay . *
spidy2k5 24.04.10 - 01:17am
Pathan:
Yara ye shadi k joray kahan bante hain?
Sardar:
Asman pe.
Pathan:
UF KHUDAYA
bohat bara ghalti ho gaya
Sardar:
Kya hua?
Pathan:
Hum to
Darzi ko dy aya. *
mishall 24.04.10 - 04:39pm
bohat khoob bhi. *
mishall 24.04.10 - 04:39pm
Sardar G:
Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?
Freind:-
Goli lagi si maathey vich
Sardar G:-
Rab da shukar kar k aankh bach gai. *
rahiba 24.04.10 - 09:21pm
hehehehee nice joke mishal. *
rahiba 24.04.10 - 09:22pm
Machar ne aap ko kata ye us ka junoon tha
aap ne khuja liya is main aap ka sakoon tha
chah kar bhi ap usay maar na paye
kiun k
us ki ragon main aap hi ka khoon tha
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maida21 25.04.10 - 05:36pm
Tomato Story
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. *
maida21 25.04.10 - 05:36pm
'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
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maida21 25.04.10 - 05:36pm
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. *
maida21 25.04.10 - 05:37pm
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only 10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with 60.
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maida21 25.04.10 - 05:37pm
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
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maida21 25.04.10 - 05:37pm
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
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maida21 25.04.10 - 05:38pm
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!' *
maida21 25.04.10 - 05:38pm
Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, but work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
You are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire.
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jazzy007 25.04.10 - 06:18pm
Wow very nyc MAIDA *
xxkamixx 26.04.10 - 02:48pm
zaber dast maida ! . Bohat khoob . Mein ab khud soch raha hoon ke pehle email adress bunaao,n ya tamater bechna shuru keru.n ? . Lol *
maida21 26.04.10 - 05:57pm
pasand karnay ka shukria sir. *
musarat 27.04.10 - 12:49pmbohat khoob maida maza agaya pardh ki. *
zeeenat 27.04.10 - 12:51pm
Jo tumko ho pasand
wahi baat karenge,,
Tum din ko agar raat kaho
raat kahenge......
kyuki
kyuki
Ab paaglo se panga kon le
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:39pmvery nice zeenat gee. *
aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:42pm
ok thora sa ap log bhi muskura lain
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:42pm
politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. *
aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:44pm
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:45pm
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL
To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written.
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:48pm
Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? *
aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:49pm
Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY. *
missujan 27.04.10 - 05:51pm *
aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:52pm
What is the true meaning of Study??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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missujan 27.04.10 - 05:55pm
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous
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missujan 27.04.10 - 05:56pm
3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.
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aanchals 27.04.10 - 05:59pm
Software Engineering
At a recent computer software engineering course, the parti nts were given an awkward question to answer:
If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard. With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off. *
