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Subject: *******TANZ O MAZAH*****
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xxkamixx 24.04.11 - 03:30am
cute , aap ne meri tareef ki hay ya ajeeb pe zor dia hay ? lol . *
xxkamixx 24.04.11 - 03:35am
khair deen !
yaar itni raat gaye tumein neendh kiun nahi aati ?
khair deen ! o ji darasal hazma kharab ho to ye mushkil to rehti hay na ji
kiun kia kha aaye ho yar ?
khair deen: o ji khana kia tha meeday chambe ke hotal pe gaya tha , smajh nahi aa rahi thi kia khaoo
phir ?
khair deen : udher se liyaqt chudkanvi ko aate dekha ji buss! *
xxkamixx 24.04.11 - 03:39am
liyaqat chudkavi? ye kon hay khair deen ?
khair deen: o ji apni chachi rehmato nahi hay , peer chapu waali !! us ke gaau ka hay truck chalata hay , kabhi apne paiso se kuch nahi khata ! *
xxkamixx 24.04.11 - 03:50am
acha ! ye to bohat buri adat hay
khair deen: buri adat ! o ji uss ko to bachpan se hi lanat padi hui hay , per aaj mein ne bhi uss ko aisa kharaab kia hay na ke saari zindagi yaad rakhe ga !
wo kaise ?
khair deen : o ji mein abhi chaai ki piyali lay ke betha hi tha ke wo ooper se nazal hota dikhai dia ! or chai to wo udti udti pakad leta hay ji , mein ne usse dekhte hi chaai ki pyali mein thook dia !
phir ?
khair deen : phir kia janab e aali , meeda seedha mere paas ayaa or kehne luga : wah khair deen chaai ki aaj badi talab ho rahi thi , laao piaali seedhi kero or mein ne piali fat se usse pakda di
piyaali dekh ke kehne luga : yaar chai nahi peeni hoti to khooka to na kero
tum ne kia jawaab dia !
khair deen : mein ne kaha , chaai meri hay tere phuphad ki nahi or peeni bhi mein ne hi hay , iss liay meri merzi ! *
i_am_ur 24.04.11 - 04:24am
yaar chai nahi peeni hoti to khooka to na kero khe khee kheeee . l0l xx *
saira33 24.04.11 - 09:58am
kheee khhee 
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swtzainb 24.04.11 - 11:47am
heheh....''Kh00ka '' matlb...??? *
samina11 24.04.11 - 03:17pm
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swtzainb 24.04.11 - 03:44pm
Ek zameendar j0 shaayr b tha ,apne mzarey k sath khth0'n me ja ra tha. w0 mzarey se puchney lga.
kya tmhe shayri se rgbt hai?
mazarey ne kaha haan jnab.
is pr zameendar ne kaha..merey zehn me ek misra hai ,lekn jb tk 2sra msra zehn me nai ata suna0 ga nai.
mzarey b0la ,jnb ap phla misra suna dain,h0 skta hai k mai ap k kch madad kr sak0'n *
swtzainb 24.04.11 - 03:50pm
zameedar ne kaha acha fr sun0.
''mai dil bechta h0 , mai jaan bechta h0 , mai sara jahan bechta h0.''
mazarey ne usi wqt misra mukmal kr dya
''mai munj(rice) bechta h0 ,mai gaan(c0w) bechta h0,mai verey (c0tyard)k sari thaan bechta h0'' *
xxkamixx 27.04.11 - 04:29pm
ehemmm ! . .zainb yar mein ne aik film dekhi thi zameendaro ki ishq mashooqi wali . . Kia nam tham uska . . Haan ! .heer ranjha !
Ye khaiday kon log thay ?:) *
i_am_ur 27.04.11 - 04:53pm
Humare pad0s me rehty hain, piyar dy dushman :bawla :@ .. Lol *
i_am_ur 27.04.11 - 04:56pm
ha HA haa, *
xxkamixx 28.04.11 - 02:49am
lol yar mein ne heer ranjhe dekhi .....is film meim munawer zareef khaida hota hay or heer ki uss se zaberdasti shadi ho jati hay .
munawer zareef heer ke paas ja ker kehta hay : bivi jeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeee
heer agay se kehti hay : khaber dar ! jay tu menu bivi keha te !!!!!
manwer zareef (ranjha) : na te .......hor ki babhay Aakhaa,n ! .lol *
xxkamixx 5.05.11 - 05:00pm
heer ka ranjhe or sehti ka baloch yani muraad se chaker chal raha hota hay . Ranjha or muraad dono aapus mein dost hote hein . Sehti heer se kehti hay ke usse muraad se milna hay . . Heer usse muraad se milne mein madad kerti hay mager is shart pe ke heer bhi ranjhe se milne jaaye gi .. . . Kuch din badh heer or sehti dono apne apne ashiqo se milne jati hein
munawer zareef yani khaiday ko pata chalta hay to wo khaide un ke peeche bhejta hay .
Shaam ko jub khaiday nakaam wapas aati hein to manwer zareef se uski Qaidho jo heer ka mama hota hay poochta hay : haa,n hun suna yani abh batao (urdu mein) . . .
Munawer zareef: hun ki daasaan ! . . Heer vi gai . . . Nal humsheer vi gai . Lol *
swtzainb 6.05.11 - 05:58pm
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z_haidar 7.05.11 - 04:18am
ha ha ha heer vi gai, nal humsher v gai. 
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xxkamixx 28.05.11 - 03:41pm
aik bhoodi gawah khatoon per aik kamra e adaalat mein aik wakeel ne jirah ka aghaaz kerte huay pehla sawal poocha : aap ki umer kia hay mohtrma ?
Khatoon : mein ne 31ees bahaarein dekhi hein !
Wakeel : or darmiyaan mein kitne saal tak aap naabeena rahein ? . Lol *
xxkamixx 30.01.12 - 03:33pm
hello . Good morning sir
mera naam naveed hay or me apka state agent hoon .usne kaha tha .
Please come in sir me aapko ye property dikhata hu . Ye kitchan hay , ye front room or ye sitting room . Or ye hoby room . Sir apki koi boby to zaroor ho gi . Uss ne pocha tha .
Me ne jawab dia . Haa,n haa,n . . . . Har sunday ko mein karay ke khali makaan dekhta hu :) *
xxkamixx 23.03.12 - 01:58am
khair deen !!!!!!
oh yaar kia hal hay tera ? buhot din ho gaye tum to yar aise ghaib hue ke phir mudat ho gai nazer hi nahi aaye ? *
i_am_ur 23.03.12 - 04:26pm
Theek h00n PA ji. Bas ji kya bta00n zra dunya-dari de kamman wich khubb gya C
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Ap suna0 kya haal chal hy? Kahan gum shum h0? . L0l *
xxkamixx 5.06.12 - 12:57am
Qawaliya ga raha hoon aj kal . Nusrat fate ali khan sab fermate hein sanu ik pal chain na aaway sajna tere bina lol *
xxkamixx 29.08.12 - 11:59am
Aik molvi sab ki nai navaily beevi ne pyar se molvi sab ke kaan mein sergoshi kerte huay kaha :
Janu aaj aap mere kaan mein kuch meeta se kuch geram sa kuch naram sa kaho na !
Molvi sab ahista se ..... HALWA ! *
i_am_ur 30.08.12 - 03:12am
Geo molvi saaaaahb! 
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z_haidar 31.08.12 - 08:38am
hahahaa Lol *
z_haidar 31.08.12 - 08:41am
Height of Flirtism -
Gal calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh! Jaanu BoLo?
Girl: Kahan ho Yaar Subah se koi ata pata nahi!
Boy: AraY Hum To Khoye hue hain
Aapki Aankhon Ma!N_
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhari Pic dekh Raha Hu'N,
kahin Aur DiL He nahi Lag Raha_
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic Di He Nahin.. :/
Boy: AraY mere Dil Main Chapi Hai
barson se..
Girl: But Hum to parson hi Mile Hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek PaL
BarsOn Hai PinKy_
Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai
main to DiYa Hun!
Boy: Tum Se BaaT KaR K Main To
Sab Kuch BhooL Jata Hoon_
Girl: Tum Zeeshan Ho na??
Boy: Gharwale to Aseem bulate
hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain
Tum Nahin..
Girl: Yeh +9233******** hai na??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai=D xP :) :P
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z_haidar 31.08.12 - 08:42am
Killer Joke...
1 Medical Student ne apni Classmate ko
Khoon se love-letter likh kar Diya,
Aur kaha- mujhe Iska
Jawab ZarooR Dena_
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Ladki - Tumhara blood Group B+
hai & calcium ki Kami Hai. :O :p *
xxkamixx 31.08.12 - 03:25pm
Lol haider . Bohat ache yar . Btw is qism ki Flirtation sirf ladko tak hi mehdood nahi ! :) *
xxkamixx 31.08.12 - 04:49pm
Aik kahani badi purani hay shaid aap ne bhi sunni ho , isloob ke hawale se tashbeeb ka aik pehlu bhi tha is mein ya shaid buzurg buchon ko ter o taza rakhne ke liye sunaya kerte thay . mazah ki aik bezarer or masoomiyat ke dino ki aik sada ci kahani thi mager abh waket ne aisa palta khaya hay ke her cheez ka andaz badla hua hay , pehle se behter ya badhter , Ye kehna to mushkil hoga mager kahani kuch iss tara se hay ke
Aik admi topiyan bechta tha , aik din thak har ke bechara aik darakht ke saaye mein leta to datakht ke ooper bandero,n ne usski saari topiyaa,n utha ker pehen lee.
Wo admi janta tha ke bander insano ki naqal kerte hein uss ne apne ser ki topi uthar ker zameen per phaink di
Hasbe tawaqo bandero ne bhi aisa hi kia or topiya,n neeche phaik di . Uss admi ne aram se apni topiyan uthai,n or wahan se chalta buna , ghar pohanch ker ye waqiya uss ne apne pothay ko sunaya .
Wakt guzerta raha or aik din jawan ho ker pothay ne bhi apne dada ki terah topiyaa,n bechna shuru ker di. Aik din thak ker jub aik derakht ke saaye me aram kerne luga to darakht se bander uthray or uski topiyaa,n utha ker darakht pe ja baithe .
Pothay ko apne dadha ki baat yaad aagai or apni ser ki topi zameen per mar ker bandhero ke radh e amal ka intezar kerne luga . Mager hua ye ke aram se aik bander darakht se neeche uthra , ussne uski topi uthai or darakht pe wapis chad ker bola :
Tumara kia khayal hay humare dadha humein kahaniyaa,n nahi sunate thay ? :) *
z_haidar 1.09.12 - 02:44pm
hahahaha Lol... ye kahani hum ne sochol main pari thi.. is ka 2nd part yahan Hakeem sahb se padne k0 mila lol.. :P welldone *
i_am_ur 16.10.12 - 04:33pm
Lol .
aj kal har cheez advanced ho chuki hy . kahani bachpan me padi thi lekan ......... us me asli bandar thy :-) *
i_am_ur 16.10.12 - 04:36pm
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Khat'tay Meethay armaaaaaaaaN . loL
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Itne Parey Hain Ab K Danday
Teri Gali Mein,
Aarmaan Ho Gaye Sub Thanday
Teri Gali Mein,
Aik Haath Mein Hai Kangi
Zulfein Sanwartey Hain,
Gaarhein Ge Aashiqi K
Jhandey Teri Gali Mein,
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Ab Kya Bataein Zalim Kaise
Guzartay Hain,
Sunday Teri Gali Mein, Monday
Teri Gali Mein,
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Seenay Pe Haath Rakh Ke Tujh
Ko Pukartey Hain,
Jab Maartay Hain Pathar
Munday Teri Gali Mein,
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Taraptay Hain Kitna Zalim!
Tujh Ko Taras Na Aaya,
Kar Lein Ge Khud-Kushi Hum
One Day Teri Gali Mein,
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Hum Dhoonday Ge Koi Deedaar
Ka Bahana,
Baicha Karein Ge Hum Anday
Teri Gali Mein...
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z_haidar 16.10.12 - 04:38pm
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i_am_ur 16.10.12 - 04:54pm
hanci nai aaii @zee ?
Q mujhe sochoN k samandar me ghota-zann krte ho yar! thora hanc lo . Lol *
i_am_ur 16.10.12 - 04:56pm
chaye peetay huwy banda sirf sanjeeda hota hy .. *
z_haidar 16.10.12 - 05:00pm
mek0 in din0 hanciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nai aati Lol *
i_am_ur 6.11.12 - 03:32pm
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Intelligent Pathan:
Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki
Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me
se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se
pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki
krte ho!
Pathan bola: ''CYCLE ki''
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i_am_ur 6.11.12 - 03:33pm
O teri khair ! .
Ena Inteligent PathaN ???????????? Lol *
i_am_ur 6.11.12 - 03:38pm
Sad Story:
1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,
Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti
Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.
Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha
Bahir Rehti Theen ..
Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya
Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.
Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1
Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai.
Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran
B..
Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa
Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai
Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi
Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn ... :-D
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xxkamixx 31.01.13 - 12:51am
Lol *
i_am_ur 3.02.13 - 03:13pm
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Wo roz kehti hai k mjhy Apni
Tasveer mms karo
FARAZ ....
Us paglI ko ye kese btaoon k mere
paas
Nokia 1202 hy!
Hahaaa . Lolxx *
i_am_ur 3.02.13 - 03:18pm
Usko Rab se itne bar manga hai,
FARAZ
k Ab hum sirf haath uthate hen to
farishte Kehtay hain
''Na tainoon hor koi kam nai'' :p
Lolx x x *
i_am_ur 3.02.13 - 03:30pm
Lolx Shikwa ...
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adnaan69 3.02.13 - 03:32pm
Hahaha *
adnaan69 5.02.13 - 07:54am
aabhi aabhi jaa mere d0 bach0 ki maa ghr wapas abhi jaa....kaa gai kaa gai bach0 k0 ch0d k...dil mera t0d k......aabhi jaa aabhi jaa....kha gai kha gai mere purkh0 ki zameen kaisi tu bewafa....na sata na sata ghr wapas aa bhi jaa....raat k0 ab yaha h0ta hai khada sawal0 ka kila...uska kya mughse bhi bada hai pyaar ka ashiyaan...aabh &173;i jaa aabhi jaa.... *
i_am_ur 7.03.13 - 07:36am
LOooooool 
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xxkamixx 6.04.13 - 03:45pm
Ustaad : lalchi kutte per mazmoon likho
sh*gird : ustad ji kiun jail bijhwana chahte hein mujhe aap . *
adnaan69 6.04.13 - 04:53pm
wow. superb *
z_haidar 7.04.13 - 07:13pm
Lol *
hotboyth 7.04.13 - 08:21pm
Hi *
