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Subject: *. ''Ma InB0X'' .. :-P
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i_am_ur 12.09.12 - 06:12pm
A Famous Inspirational Speaker
Said:
''Best Years Of My Life Were
Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife''
Audience Was In Shock And
Silence..
He Added: ''She Was My Mother''
A Big Round Of Applause &
Laughter!
A Very Daring Husbnd Tried To
Crack This At Home
After A Dinner, He Said Loudly To
His Wife In The Kitchen:
''Best Years Of My Life Were
Spent In The Arms Of A Woman,
Who Wasn't My Wife''
Standing For A Moment, Trying To Recall
The Second Line Of That Speaker
By The Time He Gained His
Senses,
He Was On A Hospital
Bed, Recovering From Burns Of
Boiling Water! . Lolx x xx x x
Moral: Don't Copy If U Can't Paste! 
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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 04:49pm
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Kehte hain waqt se pehle Or
kismat k bina kisi ko kuch nahi milta..........
Afsos !!!!
Mere pas waqt nahi Or
larkiyon k pas kismat nahi... :D ;--))
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z_haidar 13.09.12 - 05:56pm
0yeeeeeeeeee *
i_am_ur 14.09.12 - 05:29pm
*
In childhood period we always
wanted to grow fast
but
now while we are big,
we realize that broken pencils and
incomplete homework was much
better than broken hearts and
bitter experiences... True Na?
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i_am_ur 19.09.12 - 06:19pm
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i_am_ur 22.09.12 - 03:35am
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A poor boy loved a rich girl.
One day the boy proposed her.
Then the girl said,
''listen! your monthly salary is my
daily hand expenses.
Should I be involved with you?
Howcould you thought that?
I will never love you.
So, forget me n get engaged
with someone else of your level.''
But somehow the boy could not
forget her so easily.
10 years later.
One day they became face to face
in a shopping center.
The lady said,
''Hey! you! How are you? Now Im
married. Do you know how much is
my
husbands salary?
Rs. 2 hundred Thousand per
month!
Can you imagine? n he is also
very smart.''
The guys eyes got wet
with tear
by hearing those words.
After few minutes her husband
came before the lady could say
something to the guy, her
husband started to say by seeing the
guy.
''Sir! You here? Meet my wife.''
Then he said to her wife,
[i]''Im going to assist a project of
sir, which is of Rs. 2 Billion.
n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but
he didnt get her.
Thats why still he is unmarried.
How much lucky the girl was.
Isnt it?
Now a days who can love like
that way?''
Moral:
Life is so short.
So, dont be so proud of yourself
and d*mn others.
Situations change with time.
Every one should respect others love.
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i_am_ur 24.09.12 - 03:01am
___ 
!!!
GOD designed ONE person
special for you,
just be patient
until that person shows up in
your life
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i_am_ur 29.09.12 - 06:10pm
******(((******** *
i_am_ur 29.09.12 - 06:11pm
Diil Khoon Ky Ansu Roya,
Jab Ye Pata Chala.
''FARAZ''
Massage Kiye ja raha tha
Packege kiye Bagair
(,) O s**t..mai
/ ) ) to aiven aiven lut gya:-)
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i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:09pm
Hitler Says:
I Always Choose Lazy Person To
Do A Difficult Job
Because, definitely He Will Find
An Easy Way To Do That ...
** *
i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:11pm
''Empty Pocket Teaches Million
Things In Life''
And
''Full Pocket Spoils You In
Million Ways''
(Bill Gates
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i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:13pm
Marco Polo Said:
''U Can Not Change Ur
Future .....
But U Can Change Ur Habit.....
And Sure Ur Habit Will Change
Ur Future.''
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i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:15pm
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A Very Meaningfull Line For A
True Relation:
''Always Hurt Me With A Truth
But Never Satisfy Me With A
Lie''
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miirfan 10.10.12 - 07:30pm
Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need AJob ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance.... ?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture
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i_am_ur 10.10.12 - 07:38pm
LOl 
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i_am_ur 14.10.12 - 04:27pm
New Weddings Style NIKAH:
Molvi: Do You Agre To Change
Your FaceBok Status From Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation Ur Prfile
Updated Sucesfuly. You Are
Now Husband And Wife .
You May Now Upload Your Wedding
Pictures And Don't ForgeT To
Tag Me! ;-)
** *
i_am_ur 14.10.12 - 04:27pm
Hahahaaaaaa :D *
z_haidar 14.10.12 - 04:29pm
hmmmmmm *
i_am_ur 14.10.12 - 05:00pm
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Search ........
My Feelings
Searching . . . . . . . .
..............
..............
Found!
Loding........
10%
20%
40%
60%
80%
100%
Done!!!!!!
..
..
..
Result: Missing You :-)
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i_am_ur 16.10.12 - 05:14pm
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''A HEART Dies When It Is Not
Able To Share Its FEELINGS..,
But
A HEART Kills Itself When
Another Heart Doesnot
Understand Its Feelings...
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i_am_ur 16.10.12 - 05:26pm
koi shay !!
palat kar wapis nhi aati
siwaaye mausomon k ....
kaash........ tum b mausom hotay !!!!!
**
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i_am_ur 18.10.12 - 04:51pm
Fantastic Quote !!!!!!!!
LOVE Is Blind..
n
MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes. :P
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i_am_ur 18.10.12 - 04:55pm
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''My Advice To You Is To
Get Married.
If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy''
If Not You Will Become A
Philosopher..''
(Socrates)
**
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i_am_ur 18.10.12 - 05:02pm
A Happy Man Marries The Girl
He Loves:
A Happier Man Loves The Girl
He Marries....
** *
i_am_ur 18.10.12 - 05:02pm
amazinggggggggggg!!!! *
miirfan 21.10.12 - 09:57am
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta
dedo *
samina11 25.10.12 - 12:23pm
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i_am_ur 29.10.12 - 03:34pm
Dear Lays Manufacturer:
U Forgot To Mention One More
Thing In The List Of Ur
Ingredients.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Air 85% :D 
** *
i_am_ur 29.10.12 - 03:37pm
Amazing Truth:
When Your Mom Decides To Be In Your Room While
You Are On The Computer.
.
.
.
You Just Switch To GOOGLE And Stare
At It ...!! :P :D ;-) . *
i_am_ur 29.10.12 - 03:41pm
looooooool *
i_am_ur 3.11.12 - 04:47pm
ma fav shair:
____
!!!!
Umar-e-rafta phir nahin muskaayi
bachpan ki tarah,
Main Ne Gurriya bhi khareedi, Phool b
le kr diye ...!!!
** *
z_haidar 4.11.12 - 02:52am
ummmdaaa *
i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 04:53pm
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 Yrs.
While A Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet Lives For 300 Yrs.
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*
*
*
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell
Just Sleep Well ... ;-)
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:01pm
some poetry frm Draft box:
Teri Is Bewafai Par Fida Hoti Hai
Jaan Apni....
KHUDA Janey Agar Tujh Mein
Wafa Hoti To Mera Kya Hota....!!
** *
i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:05pm
Kitni Baar Gira Hun Mai
Kitni Thokaren Khaai Hain ...
Har Baar Uth Khara Hua,
Har Baar Kuchh Paane K Liye ....!!
** *
i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:07pm
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Elan-E-Marg Hua To Us Ne B Kaha
Mohsin ~
''Achha Hua Mar Gaya Aksar Udaas
Rehta Tha...!''
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:08pm
Koi Hath Bhi Na Milae Ga Agar Yun
Milo Gay Taapak Sy,
Ye Ajeeb Mezaj Ka Shehar Hy
Yahan Door Hi Sy Mila Karo ...
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i_am_ur 6.11.12 - 03:43pm
Live your life like a pair of walking
feet.
The foot forward has no PRIDE
&
the foot behind has no SHAME
they both know that situation will
be changed soon
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i_am_ur 7.11.12 - 04:54pm
just lufff dis:
Tazad-e-Jazbat mein ye nazuk
muqam aya to kia kero gay,
Mein ro raha hoon to hans rahay
ho, Mein muskuraya to kia kero gay ??
**
Mujhe to is darja waqt-e-rukhsat
Sakoon ki talqeen ker rahay ho,
Magr kuch apne liye bhi socha
mein yaad aya to kia kero gay ?
**
Abhi to tanqeed ho rahi hai mere
mazaq-e-junoon pe lekin ,
Tumhari zulfoon ki barhami ka
sawal aya to kia kero gaye ?
**
Tumharay jalwoon ki roshni mein
nazar ki hairaniyan muslim,
magr kisi ne nazar ke badle jo dil
azamaya to kia kero gaye ?
**
Utar to sakte ho paar lekin maal
per bhi nigha dhalo,
Khuda na karda sakoon-e-sahil na
raas aya to kia kero gaye ?
**
Kuch apne dil per bhi zakhm khaoo
mere lahoo ki bahar kab tuk,
Mujhe sahara banay waloo mein
larkharaya to kia kero gaye ?
**
Abhi to daman churda rahay ho,
bigar ke Qabil se jaa rahay ho,
Magr kabhi jo dharknoon mein
shareek paya to kia kero gaye ??
** *
z_haidar 7.11.12 - 05:01pm
hmmmm nice *
i_am_ur 10.11.12 - 05:35pm
!!!!!
Miss Yu ..................
Ho Chuki Ab Kisi
Ki Wo,
Kabhi Meri Zindgi
Thi Jo,
**
Bhoolta Hai Kaun
MOHABBAT Pehli,
Meri To Sari
Khushi Thi Wo,
**
Phool Ki Tarah
Muskrati Thi,
Mere Honton Ki
Haansi Thi Wo,
**
Baad Barson K
Usse Dekha Tha,
Aaj B Utni Hi
Haseen Thi Wo,
**
Zindgi Naam Jis
Ke Kr Di Maine,
Log Kehte Hain
Ajnabi Thi Wo .....
** *
i_am_ur 12.11.12 - 05:24pm
Tum tou bus aik hee dukh
poochtey ho
kon sey dukh ki karain baat zara
yeh to bata ......
mausam'oN , sard hawa'oN ki
maseehaayi ka dukh ???
raah ki dhool main bikhri hui
beenaayi ka dukh ???
sung k shehar main khud dukh
say shanasaayi ka dukh ???
ya kisi bheegti barsaat main
tanhaayi ka dukh ???
konsey dukh ki karain baat
**
k dil ka darya
itni tugyaani ki zad par hay k
kuch yaad nahin ...
Tum Tou Bus Aik Hi Dukh
Poochtey Ho ..........!!
Kon sey Dukh ki Karain Baat ye Tau Bata ..........!!!!
** *
i_am_ur 12.11.12 - 05:35pm
Main ye kehta hun Her Rukh se
Basar ki Zindagi ..
zindagi kehti hai: ''Her Pehlu
Adhoora Reh Gaya''...
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i_am_ur 14.11.12 - 06:24pm
Muhabbat b ajeeb banai hai tu ne
''Aye KHUDA''
Teri hi Masjid me tTre hi Bandy Rotay
Hain Kisi or k liye ......
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i_am_ur 14.11.12 - 06:26pm
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Usko chaha to MUHABBAT ki takleef
samjh aai @Ali ...
Warna is lafz ki SIRF tareef suna
karte the ....
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i_am_ur 14.11.12 - 06:31pm
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!!!!!
Mohabbat Phool Hai Jana
Kaho To Phool Ban Jaon
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ik
Haseen Asool Ban Jaon
Suna Hai Rait Par Chal Ke
Tum Aksar Mehak Jate Ho
Kaho To Ab Ki Baar Mein
Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon..?
Bohat Nayaab Hote Hain
Jinhein Tum Apna Kehte Ho
Ijazat Do Ke Mein Bhi
Is Qadr Anmool Ban Jaon.!
** *
i_am_ur 14.11.12 - 06:50pm
Kitni Ziddi Hain Ye tamannayen__
_!!
Jese Ameer logon k Bachay___!!
** *
i_am_ur 14.11.12 - 06:55pm
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____
!!!!
shE said:
''Kash k mil jaye mujhe muqaddar ki
woh siyahi aur Qalam,
Lamhay lamhay ki khushi likh doon
tmhari zindagi k liye .....''
** *
i_am_ur 15.11.12 - 04:30pm
!!!!!
4 yu @zeee
Kitni ajeeb hai is sheher ki tanhai
b ....
Hazaron log hain magar phir b Dil
nahi lagta.....
** *
i_am_ur 15.11.12 - 04:43pm
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____
!!!!
[ Bahot Shareer tha Main Aur Hasta
Phirta tha ...
Phir Ek Faqeer Nay Day Di____ Dua Muhabbat ki ..!!
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