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Subject: :: Girlz Girlz GirlZzZzZz* :-p
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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 03:52pm

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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 03:57pm
How To Settle Abroad ??

FOR GUYS:
*Study Hard
*Get Good Grades
*Appear In IELTS N TOEFL
*Apply For Student Visa
*Wait For The Call
*Appear In The Interview
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*Get Admission In A Uni
*Get Good Grades
*Search For A Job

*Work Hard, *Earn Well To Settle
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FOR GIRLS:
Marry This Guy !!! :D :D :D

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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 04:03pm
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How to impress a Girl ??

*Respect her
*Honour her
*Love her
*Protect her
*Care for her.
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How to impress a boy ??

Just SMILE!

Ha Ha HAAAAAAA

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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 04:08pm

ma fav text:
Dedicated 2 ol ''Mashraqi Galz''
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Husband: Aaj khane mein kya
banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the..

Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo.
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge..

Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo.
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai..

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai.

Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata
hai?? X-(

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete
hain?
Wife: Roz-roz hotel ka nahi khana
chahiye..

Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai.

Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna
chahiye tha na!! X-

Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme
time nahi lagega.
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet
nahi bharta.

Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Ap Btaiye Na! :)

Ha Ha HAAAAAAA

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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 04:21pm
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Hw BOYs withdraw cash frm ATM.

1. Park d car
2. Go 2 ATM Machine
3. Insrt card
4. Entr PIN
5. Tke money out
6. Tke ATM Card out
7. Drive away


GIRLs:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the
machine
11. Throw phone card back in
handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret
code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. *Cancel*
18. Re-enter code
19. *Cancel*
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get
correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. *Error*
23. Enter bigger amount
24. *Error*
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from
machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

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i_am_ur 13.09.12 - 04:24pm
Ufffffffff toba.
Ha HA HAAAAAAAA *

z_haidar 13.09.12 - 07:13pm
Lol *

i_am_ur 14.09.12 - 05:11pm

LarkiyoN k 7 jhoot mulahiza hon . Lol

1. I Love u.
2. Aap ki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hain.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

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samina11 15.09.12 - 02:14pm
itni bhi jhooti nai hoti :D *

i_am_ur 30.09.12 - 02:00pm
match me abhi bahoooot tym hy let's talk abt galzzzzzzzzzz :p *

i_am_ur 30.09.12 - 02:01pm

Larkay wale larki k ghar gaey, Or
Pocha : ''Larki kuch karti bhi hai ?''

Larki ki maa : Han G !
Masha ALLAH, : : 5 rupay mein
pooray 1200 sms karti hai.. :D

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;)) *

i_am_ur 30.09.12 - 02:04pm
Amma G! itz 28 september 2012 . noW Jazz offering 1200 sms in 1.8 rupees . ahoo )) *

i_am_ur 30.09.12 - 02:05pm
ap ki kuri* bahooooooot fazool-kharch hy :p

ahoo ;-)) *

i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:28pm
Maths teacher asked JOHNY

''If u have 12 chocalate and u give
5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat
will u get ?

JOHNY replied Sir! 3 new girl
friends'' :-p

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i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:30pm
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.

2 Difficult to Understand.

3 More Explanation is Needed.

4 Result is always FAIL! :D loooooooool *

i_am_ur 6.10.12 - 05:34pm

New style of proposing a girl:

I have spent many sleepless nights
in ur love,

&
I don't want my son to do the
same 4 your daughter,

So lets make them brother & sister''
HaHaHAAaaaaaaaa .


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adnaan69 7.10.12 - 07:53am
Gud, ha ha ha *

i_am_ur 10.10.12 - 04:30pm

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i_am_ur 10.10.12 - 04:31pm
HAHahahaaaa *

adnaan69 10.10.12 - 04:40pm
Yaar in girlz ne to pade pange kara diye. *

i_am_ur 2.11.12 - 07:49pm
Girl: Which Laptop Do U Have..?

Boy : I Have A HP G-62 With Intel
Core I3 Processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 Bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphics
Card..

And Which Laptop Do U Have..?

Girl: Pink Colour Ka.. :P

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