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Subject: : WIFE SMS srf MardoN k liye :-p
Replies: 25 Views: 929
i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:40pm
aoa:
abhi ma filhaal kanwara hoon ic liye ic topic ko create krte huwy kisi khof naam ki 'cheez' ka darr nai hy . Lol ...
ye topic srf UN hazrat k liye hy jo apni Bv k darr se (darr darr hota hy koi sa b le lain) Hansna tak bhool jate hain . bechare ... chill yar! . Pro pe BVyaan nai aateen :p
Regard:
A B C :p
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:43pm
MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK
SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO
TYPING ERROR IN TITLE I.e.
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''AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE
(LIFE) '':-P
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:46pm
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In Newyork, A Man Was Watching
A Movie At Home And Suddenly
Bawl Out Nooooooooooooo!!
( Don't Go Inside The Church Its A
Trap!!
Wife: What Are U Watching?
Man: Our Wedding Dvd :s=))
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:49pm
Husband : Ab Tum Hi Is Ghar Ko
Jannat Bana Sakti Ho ...
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Wife ( Khush Hotay Huey )
Wo Kaise ??
Husband : Maayke Ja K .. :D
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:52pm
Apple Is Now Working To Make An
''i-wife''
Slim Design, Beauty With Brain
And, Most Important, A Mute
Button...!
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Booking Full Till 2020 ;-) [
Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:56pm
n a silent msg frm mE 2 ol ma Brotherz:
Dear Boys
If U Think Ur Dad, Mom, Teacher,
Boss Are Strict And Harsh With U.
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Wait For A Wife.
U Would Love Them All... :P :D
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i_am_ur 4.11.12 - 05:58pm
Hahahaaaaa . muuahh ol f them abhi se
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z_haidar 5.11.12 - 05:10am
hehehehehehheheheheheeeheheheee Lol :P *
z_haidar 5.11.12 - 05:11am
Women admire a man
because he is strong,
But they love hum,
for his weaknesses. *
z_haidar 5.11.12 - 05:11am
wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..
Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..
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After 1hour,
SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi...:P:P:P *
z_haidar 5.11.12 - 05:12am
Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Husband : main b jald marne wala ho
Wife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala ho
Husband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
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z_haidar 5.11.12 - 05:14am
Husband Aur Wife HotelMe Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya,
Wife Nay Pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo,
Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun K Woh Bhi Yehi Pochay Gi. :D *
z_haidar 5.11.12 - 05:19am
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain.... :P *
i_am_ur 5.11.12 - 09:20am
wahh! kya irshadaat haiNnnnnn ... hehe *
i_am_ur 5.11.12 - 09:23am
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A Guy Searching,
These Keywords On Google:
''How To Tackle A Wife..''
Google Search Result:
''Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We Are Searching..'' =D =P Hahahaaaa
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i_am_ur 5.11.12 - 09:29am
Emmmmmmmmm!! :-p *
i_am_ur 5.11.12 - 09:31am
1 Aurat 2sri Sy,
Mujhy Apny Shohr Pe Shak Hy,wo
Kisi Larki Sy Milta Hy.
2sri Aurt,
Phir Tum Kia Karogi..?
1st,
Me Aj Hi Apny Boyfrnd Ko Shohar
K Pechy Lgati Hoon ..''
Loooooooool
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i_am_ur 5.11.12 - 09:33am
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Husband: Begum Khana Tayar
Nahi Hua Abhi?
Begum: Nahi G,thori Dair Baqi Ha.
Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se
Kha Leta Hon.
Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen.
Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar
Ho Jaega?
Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho
Jaungi... :D . hahahaaaaa
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i_am_ur 6.11.12 - 03:59pm
Angry wifes note to husband:
Your dinner is in the recipe book
on page 32 and the ingredients are
in kitchen .. :-p
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s_noo 6.11.12 - 06:07pm
Nice haider nd ali ..... *
adnaan69 7.11.12 - 04:44am
Mind blowing. *
i_am_ur 7.11.12 - 03:43pm
ThnkQ ... *
i_am_ur 7.11.12 - 03:48pm
Difference Between POETRY & LECTURE:
Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is
''Poetry''
&
Anything Said By Wife Is
''Lecture'' . Lolx x xx
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i_am_ur 7.11.12 - 03:51pm
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Bv Doctor Se mere Shohar Ko
Sotey Mein Bolne Ki Bimaari
Hai Mein Unhain Kya Doon ???
Doctr: Aap Unhe Jagty Mein
Bolne Ka Moqa Dein ... Hahahaaaaaaa 
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i_am_ur 7.11.12 - 03:54pm
Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le
Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi BV Nai Milegi..
Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K
Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He
Dhundunga ??? :p
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i_am_ur 7.11.12 - 03:57pm
n laaaasht me:
Bv:
Shadi Se Pehle To Tum Mujh
Per Bare Sher Kehte The!
Husband:
Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hy
Bv:
Phir B 'JAANI' Koi Sher Kehdo!
Husband: Lo SunO
''Jane Jigar Janeman
90 Kilo Tera Wazan
Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
Mar Jaonga Me Sanam . :-)
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